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  • Season 18

    Founded

  • Tonga Bob

    Captain

  • 0

    Premierships

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Latest 5 Matches

Season Round Home Away Result Margin View
38 15 Fighting Furies Coney Island Warriors Loss 2 Match Center
38 14 Gumbies FFC Coney Island Warriors Loss 10 Match Center
38 13 Coney Island Warriors Ophidian Old Boys FFC Win 44 Match Center
38 11 Mount Buller Demons Coney Island Warriors Win 16 Match Center
38 10 Coney Island Warriors Las Vegas Bears Win 32 Match Center
Games356
Win172
Draw5
Loss179
Goals5,392
Behinds3,438
Score35,790
HitOuts4,911
Kicks47,026
Marks18,244
Handballs42,932
Tackles10,017
Frees For5,554
Frees Agnst5,439
Disposals89,958
DreamTeam351,679
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Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
Barrybran 14 0 106 68 88 12 5 14 19 12 835
Brahj 3 0 10 0 2 2 0 3 2 3 48
Brian_Muz 14 2 100 60 94 11 9 11 22 14 836
Dinsdale 14 0 97 70 98 6 3 11 18 9 808
Footyguy13 14 7 128 59 112 26 2 16 7 5 897
Freofalcon 14 0 89 36 81 20 14 8 4 3 634
Mesc 12 0 45 20 52 8 3 7 2 2 327
Mofra 3 0 7 2 7 0 0 1 0 0 38
Ocha905 14 0 142 8 119 71 34 11 12 10 1055
Pantskyle 14 0 138 59 124 16 5 15 11 4 933
Paracleet 6 0 34 13 33 3 4 2 6 3 256
Piggy Smal 14 0 40 11 5 10 2 3 22 17 345
Purple7X08 13 14 91 51 89 14 8 16 2 0 646
Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
Raveneyes 14 0 54 53 62 3 3 7 0 0 439
Reginald P 13 13 84 27 63 16 9 7 7 6 572
Snuffaluph 3 0 5 4 6 0 0 1 3 1 55
Spudmaster 14 137 134 2 124 45 28 11 14 8 1060
The Filth 14 0 82 10 7 14 6 3 45 29 642
Theinjuryf 14 15 130 1 119 73 36 13 9 8 997
Tonga Bob 14 0 123 59 121 22 12 26 8 5 863
Toxic 12 0 52 30 62 10 6 8 0 0 392
Tubbsfarqu 14 0 101 56 72 6 3 6 2 1 637
Zackah 13 0 52 21 30 9 5 8 13 7 381
Coney Island Warriors

The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain this culture to the modern day. They have competed in 14 seasons in the Sweet FA, winning a minor premiership and reaching the Grand Final in Season 19 but they are the only current club yet to taste the ultimate success. The Warriors have played at their home ground of Van Cortlandt Park in the Docklands since entering the league, a ground most notably known for its 'Whore Tree'.

The home strip for the majority of the club's existence has consisted of a stylised white 'W' splitting a black (upper half) and orange (lower half) guernsey, whilst they usually play in an all-white or all-orange clash strip.

Founded as a club predominantly for Bay 13 posters, the Warriors have fostered a culture of shitposting, antagonism and trolling since its inception and are known for their insular culture compared to the rest of the league.

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Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
Raveneyes 317 103 1689 726 1563 260 188 175 206 123 12536
Zackah 299 5 2198 817 2147 542 317 288 254 164 16653
Freofalcon 293 204 1852 815 1714 371 225 225 172 107 13806
Smoooothy 221 18 1326 682 1205 184 107 137 159 111 9949
Frankston 214 235 1497 495 1393 413 220 162 114 86 11153
Theinjuryf 209 21 1917 336 1832 856 455 225 140 92 14580
Reginald P 206 87 1440 589 1208 278 142 155 220 140 10839
Toxic 178 17 1016 444 1016 267 140 128 83 56 7807
Dinsdale 178 22 1270 590 1191 215 98 142 149 90 9500
Pantskyle 173 433 1695 98 1596 763 404 182 132 83 12789
Lord_Flash 168 23 1139 554 1173 157 106 136 99 72 8440
Tonga Bob 162 526 1589 390 1465 416 264 192 98 71 11404
Relaxmax 160 476 1163 509 1217 236 112 143 116 85 9334
Candiehapp 157 19 1127 569 1131 161 98 166 47 42 7937
Bigjoed_ 151 423 993 274 803 177 124 90 160 108 7460
Tubbsfarqu 150 34 762 398 656 96 58 84 65 33 5439
Packedlunc 150 333 905 332 804 172 86 106 105 72 6810
Wosh 149 459 1132 294 1035 287 173 133 128 88 8585
Footyguy13 145 7 1216 615 1152 170 81 143 101 74 8816
Morganashl 131 28 641 284 535 104 59 78 107 39 4795
Ordinaryjo 125 0 760 444 809 131 82 98 11 14 5622
Dapperjong 111 2 912 274 908 259 151 104 63 50 6679
Piggy Smal 109 32 535 222 368 72 44 53 118 89 4009
Mofra 100 9 503 263 462 68 46 56 32 23 3596
Norm Landr 87 24 456 232 433 60 33 57 33 18 3272
Mesc 85 24 399 193 356 49 27 43 37 30 2858
Kabanna 84 14 337 114 292 84 45 38 73 47 2703
Harry000 84 151 669 121 495 196 94 64 143 85 5140
Beeg 84 3 534 127 186 90 44 47 250 123 4244
Naturaldis 79 0 422 219 334 59 36 56 77 39 3196
Stokey 77 0 377 222 378 59 40 43 53 40 3058
Spudmaster 75 137 601 255 599 96 64 53 42 28 4472
Stronzo 74 9 374 103 161 46 22 31 141 72 2793
Sydney Blo 73 0 411 256 399 46 38 53 21 8 2996
Itsmyshow 71 0 464 188 303 85 32 47 133 93 3684
Purple7X08 68 14 434 253 385 48 26 52 35 20 3137
Redvest4 67 10 549 266 597 79 40 76 43 14 4049
Snuffaluph 67 14 383 184 311 47 28 29 52 30 2808
The Filth 64 6 349 45 39 48 28 25 215 111 2812
Volbeat 62 0 368 185 328 55 35 61 33 22 2607
Craffles 59 16 339 118 195 64 33 34 102 54 2630
Papa Juggs 57 14 320 165 300 52 25 35 32 18 2407
Les Norton 54 18 398 111 405 119 64 44 29 22 2959
Haduken 52 55 298 145 295 52 29 36 30 18 2301
Oogac 52 0 253 114 208 36 15 26 22 20 1750
Moo 51 33 271 126 255 48 17 39 17 9 1937
Leobarryus 50 0 290 144 282 48 22 33 48 29 2298
Kdavva 50 134 508 170 491 79 37 55 25 28 3516
Benwah83 50 239 373 98 397 101 52 41 34 23 3006
El Dubya 48 0 372 57 376 159 101 36 24 22 2834
Agent93 46 3 378 197 405 65 26 56 32 10 2858
Ocha905 45 0 425 95 395 153 78 32 28 23 3135
Sbym 45 9 236 116 237 38 19 31 22 13 1762
David Schw 40 0 216 121 205 28 14 37 17 6 1544
Sam_Malone 40 0 298 163 334 39 27 40 19 13 2241
The Half B 38 0 380 44 319 188 90 34 23 14 2802
Boncer34 36 0 232 128 227 39 15 34 14 9 1696
Percel 35 9 153 64 108 22 10 20 22 17 1063
The Mighty 35 219 237 25 264 72 35 34 24 22 1920
Denied 35 0 321 118 312 69 37 50 28 21 2293
Jazny 34 6 308 128 267 41 26 41 20 9 2044
Invinciblu 31 9 162 60 99 28 13 14 48 29 1273
Networkner 30 0 117 46 78 12 11 10 17 15 791
Ilksy 29 1 141 64 125 17 14 14 22 16 1054
Cursingfij 27 1 169 104 176 29 11 22 15 11 1334
Le Grille 26 5 169 64 180 57 32 22 20 14 1392
Randomizor 24 0 121 42 103 19 8 18 21 15 866
I Dont Car 24 0 145 43 123 55 20 17 22 15 1146
Ambrose Bu 24 18 85 22 59 15 12 6 21 17 654
Igniter 22 0 74 20 58 10 6 10 20 11 545
Paracleet 21 23 126 53 114 15 17 9 14 12 934
Mr Blicavs 21 10 102 57 124 25 10 12 2 5 826
Cm9000 21 0 96 18 96 27 17 5 15 10 744
Aussie Roc 20 0 85 52 87 12 10 15 13 7 683
Thetradesm 19 0 161 60 145 24 9 20 5 3 1031
Test Tickl 19 137 149 28 151 30 24 20 9 9 1117
Spanna_ 19 8 83 28 66 17 10 7 9 9 593
Bet On Blu 18 6 70 32 74 11 3 14 11 3 534
Elton John 18 0 173 87 148 22 19 18 14 7 1220
A Swallow 18 0 189 73 192 33 17 22 6 4 1293
Deathevoca 18 0 57 17 28 16 1 6 13 9 412
Square Peg 18 0 106 89 110 13 6 11 9 12 896
Blern 16 0 159 91 174 27 14 24 4 3 1175
Db Swannie 16 0 114 63 102 13 12 16 8 1 800
Bffl 15 0 59 9 34 15 5 7 28 11 495
Chelseacar 15 4 117 63 98 11 8 11 19 11 884
Brian_Muz 14 2 100 60 94 11 9 11 22 14 836
Barrybran 14 0 106 68 88 12 5 14 19 12 835
Retired Ji 13 0 59 16 45 5 7 5 14 8 419
Phatboy 13 6 50 14 62 22 4 10 5 2 416
Yidaki 12 0 92 51 110 15 7 12 4 8 712
Furthewin 12 0 53 16 29 7 5 4 16 1 383
A Cut Abov 11 4 56 27 47 7 2 7 13 7 441
Waywardson 9 0 55 46 72 5 0 6 3 0 467
Miss_Kate1 9 0 48 40 58 9 1 8 0 0 393
Cesoir 7 0 28 13 25 8 2 7 1 3 195
Brucie Buf 7 0 42 26 37 4 2 6 3 1 297
Bleeeeeeee 7 0 21 12 20 4 3 5 1 3 152
Beinpurple 7 0 44 30 53 2 1 5 1 0 328
Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
Amos 6 0 26 9 23 1 0 0 2 0 167
Skippos 6 0 32 12 25 9 4 2 4 3 243
Max Milbur 6 0 26 14 27 4 2 3 6 2 221
Jhye Clark 4 0 20 5 1 5 0 2 11 8 165
Brahj 3 0 10 0 2 2 0 3 2 3 48
Rad Roo 3 0 13 3 8 4 1 2 1 1 82
Plugger35 3 0 16 16 20 1 0 2 0 0 134
Adogsfan5 3 0 11 8 8 1 0 4 2 0 77
Deewong699 3 0 5 6 13 5 2 0 0 0 81
Royals1922 2 0 25 15 22 3 1 2 1 8 185
Watchyourw 1 0 9 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 57
Cooksen 1 0 5 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 26

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Season Win Draw Loss Pts. For Pts. Agnst
38 8 0 6 1528 1399
37 7 0 9 1531 1656
36 7 0 8 1543 1436
35 12 0 7 1989 1882
34 4 0 8 1046 1239
33 7 1 10 1721 1791
32 6 0 10 1535 1719
31 11 0 8 1987 1931
30 6 0 10 1606 1650
29 7 0 10 1712 1728
28 6 1 9 1585 1751
27 11 0 7 1951 1648
26 9 0 9 1749 1681
25 4 1 11 1562 1613
24 7 1 8 1589 1717
23 9 0 9 1725 1884